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Yay!

Well, actually, boo. But yay! hat tip to rm

deepad On racism and Wiscon

Money quote: My school didn't have a single white person in it. I was always warned to be careful about US-ians, because they would try to sell you corn syrup Coca-Cola and capitalist free-market ideology and sexually promiscuous movies with dead or evil black and brown people. And when I am surrounded by large groups of them ( Read more... )

With a hat tip to ladyscience, who emailed this to me yesterday because she's made of win and hilarity.

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EDIT: and has apparently linked to it in her own LJ today.

(damn there are a lot of you...)

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h/t to thevirtualjim for posting it first.

Hey electric co,
Stop interrupting service.
Why so much failure?

Yay! Kat has come back!
Laughing, talking, ice cream, GleeI miss you a lot ( Read more... )

For those who asked (or, more specifically, for those who asked to never be reminded of it ever again), I present ( the speech presented by Savannah as the close to Leash*. )

I need to stop volunteering information. I got my Depo shot today and as the nurse was prepping my right arm for the injection, I said, "Boy, I'm sure glad you chose that arm! My left is still sore from my DTaP vaccine." She kind of Mmm-hmm'd and I added, "Fortunately, the H1N1 shot I got felt better in no time ( Read more... )

So, I have a problem with certain words*. It's not that they're vulgar or anything, it's just that they have certain connotations that squick me out. I also have a problem with bodily functions, ie, admitting I have them. Seriously, I stared at the 'Clean Digestion' trait in Eclipse Phase with undisguised longing for about three minutes when we ( Read more... )

I can't tell if NonCon is the best or the worst I've ever heard.

Seriously, did anyone stop to think about this one? Was it intentional? I JUST DON'T KNOW!!!

My fortune cookie from lunch: A golden egg of opportunity will fall into your lap soon.

...I fear this fortune.